therabbitprince:

f-uwa:

what happens when a senpai likes a senpai

senπ²

faverolles:

levisexually:

no but imagine

square nipples

Are you okay

bilboonly:

Book things that need to be mentioned in the extended edition.

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+bonus Bagginshield

hobbitunderthemountain:

actual 100% real dialogue from desolation of smaug

based on this text post

insufferablebasterds:

Ravenstag

for cancanfannibal

wesleysnopes:

wesleysnopes:

Check out what this air vent does

Really important, guys.

amandarandomz:

Jesus learns how to swim

beyonceish:

today i saw a scene couple in the hallway at school and the girl literally stopped kissing him so she could scratch his face and meow into his ear and he barked back i do not pay taxes for this shit 

artist-black:

bowiesnippleantennae:

HARU JESUS CHRIST COULD YOU NOT FOR ONCE

freakin haruka

keepongaming:

last year i was eating in a fancy, large restaurant when i began to hear a rumble and the distant sound of people chanting ‘potassium, potassium’ and suddenly hundreds of people dressed as bananas flood this restaurant chanting potassium over and over and we were trapped there for a very long time because the bananas would not leave and they were everywhere

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